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The biggest decision you’ve ever made in your life.

That said, my job here is to help you make better decisions. That’s some weird bill of sale that the romance books have sold you.

Does the most sage dating Guru of gurus have advice for how my friend might propose marriage? Y’know, it’s been a while since I last had a proper camel sacrifice. A little messy, granted, but there’s really nothing quite like broiled Bactrian hump. I’m just here to help give you the problem — err, I mean relationship.

We will be most grateful, even willing to sacrifice a camel or two in your honor. Basically, you’re pledging to tie yourself to another person forever. Generally speaking, I do my best not to dispense advice too far beyond the courtship phase.

Don’t build it on the flimsy leaves of infatuation. Dude — you have no idea who you’re marrying until you marry her.

2) Get a prenuptial agreement — especially if you’re rich. It’s like trying to practice swimming on dry land: no amount of preparation does you any good until you take the plunge.

Heck, you’ve seen parts of the brains of your googly-eyed buddies splatted on the sidewalk as they mumble ‘yes dear’ while carrying Macy’s shopping bags, and it ain’t pretty. It tends to peak early, then decline — regression to the mean. If the crazy love has worn off but you just really like having her around, and imagine a life with her is a hell of a lot better than a life without her, and you can tell she’s going to make a fine mother for your children, then go for it.

Marriage is a vast edifice deserving of a strong foundation. Nobody goes to the altar ) and concede that, in this country, you’ve got a 50-50 shot that this is going to work.

The wise men of the east say that the knife can’t cut itself, and the tongue can’t taste itself. But other than that, every other species has excursions, technically called. Chimpanzees and bonobos, for example, tend to go bananas with their voracious sexual appetites.